it should be illegal to say “it’s not you, it’s me” during a break up. it’s stupid and it doesn’t mean anything.
being dumped tells me i dont have to sleep and i dont have to eat. sleeping 3 hours a night and living off of cigarettes and alcohol and feeling ok.
Lol you know how you go through a break up and then all of a sudden youre back on the bar scene.
I’m totally at a bar right now.
Hashtag got dumped.
I see you in the bar wearing sunglasses and thinking about posting your selfie on instagram with the caption ‘I wear my sunglasses at night.’
DON’T DO IT.
Heard on the radio today:
“What if you could take a pill and just lose weight and you don’t even have to try? The thing is, it costs $4,000. The way it works is—”
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away